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Spenlard Spenlard
3/19/2011 9:01 PM

okay, so i got bored and decided to start making little tips about some of my past riding experiences. so here's what i got so far.

1. Apply condom to peg for maximum speed whilst grinding.
2. Always check pivotal seats for tightness.
3. Look at a gap to the side before hitting it.
4. Make sure pegs are screwed on tight before grinding.
5. Test dirt for firmness before landing on it.
6. If bars hurt your wrist, apply sledge hammer to handles until otherwise.
7. Check chain for tightness before riding.
8. Never bring a tool box worth of tools in your pocket.
9. Always bring some in case money when riding.
10. If riding solo make sure you bring a cellular device.
11. Check bike before going for the following: Loose bolts, Cracked parts, Parts not on properly.
12. Don't go big on parts that are on their last few rides.

i'll make a freaking book!
this is all i could think of off the bat but i'm going to start updating my guide every time i get home from riding!

Refs: Future FBM, Warchol2 WtfKennethXp Riversiderider TCbmx Riversiderider JakeSalbert

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sunday color. sunday color.
3/19/2011 9:05 PM

lame

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LorenzoGallegos LorenzoGallegos
3/19/2011 9:10 PM

1. Apply condom to peg for maximum speed whilst grinding.
6. If bars hurt your wrist, apply sledge hammer to handles until otherwise.

I really hope these are jokes

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Spenlard Spenlard
3/19/2011 9:39 PM
LorenzoGallegos wrote:

1. Apply condom to peg for ...more

6 yes. but i know someone who's done it and it worked. wouldnt suggest it though
1, no hah.

Refs: Future FBM, Warchol2 WtfKennethXp Riversiderider TCbmx Riversiderider JakeSalbert

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JustRideBMX JustRideBMX
3/19/2011 9:47 PM
LorenzoGallegos wrote:

1. Apply condom to peg for ...more

I really hope they weren't jokes...because they are the least bit humorous...

My nigga Ressler, stay up!
My nigga Babysatan, stay up!
My nigga Copiolet, stay up!
My nigga DakAttack, stay up!
My nigga NCDave, stay up!
My nigga Enzo, stay up!


And I ride for my niggas

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Spenlard Spenlard
3/19/2011 9:55 PM
LorenzoGallegos wrote:

1. Apply condom to peg for ...more

JustRideBMX wrote:

I really hope they weren't ...more

1's true.
2. wouldnt suggest it but i've seen it done :s.

Refs: Future FBM, Warchol2 WtfKennethXp Riversiderider TCbmx Riversiderider JakeSalbert

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fallen fallen
3/19/2011 10:09 PM
LorenzoGallegos wrote:

1. Apply condom to peg for ...more

haha if they are i LOLed

Rise With The Fallen

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sunday color. sunday color.
3/19/2011 10:13 PM
LorenzoGallegos wrote:

1. Apply condom to peg for ...more

fallen wrote:

haha if they are i LOLed

They were in no way funny?

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getskyhigh getskyhigh
3/19/2011 10:16 PM
sunday color. wrote:

lame

this

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Spenlard Spenlard
3/19/2011 10:34 PM

damn i just had amnesia and completely forgot i posted this hahahahaaha. and yeahh i know it's kinda lame but i needed something to do since i'm not allowed to sleep. but hey at least i got feedback on it. tongue

Refs: Future FBM, Warchol2 WtfKennethXp Riversiderider TCbmx Riversiderider JakeSalbert

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flow flow
3/20/2011 12:20 AM

Great.

Shakesman69: My penis is SMALL.

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TR0Y SHR3DS TR0Y SHR3DS
3/20/2011 12:47 AM

4. Make sure pegs are screwed on tight before grinding.

Are you riding a damn walmart bike or something? lol
but anyways these were pretty sad jokes.. please dont make a book.. just quit while youre ahead..

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Sunsetbmx Sunsetbmx
3/20/2011 4:52 AM

i'd read it lol

Live You're Life To The Full!

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Shakesman69 Shakesman69
3/20/2011 5:10 AM
Sunsetbmx wrote:

i'd read it lol

So you fully stole jarrodbmxwa's avatar.

Please change it. thanks.

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JarrodBmxWA JarrodBmxWA
3/20/2011 5:28 AM
Sunsetbmx wrote:

i'd read it lol

Shakesman69 wrote:

So you fully stole ...more

smile
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JarrodBmxWA JarrodBmxWA
3/20/2011 5:28 AM

nice tips haha

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Sunsetbmx Sunsetbmx
3/20/2011 5:36 AM
Sunsetbmx wrote:

i'd read it lol

Shakesman69 wrote:

So you fully stole ...more

JarrodBmxWA wrote: smile

lol i had thats avatar loooooooooooooonge before you dude so shut up man

Live You're Life To The Full!

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Shakesman69 Shakesman69
3/20/2011 6:04 AM
Shakesman69 wrote:

So you fully stole ...more

JarrodBmxWA wrote: smile
Sunsetbmx wrote:

lol i had thats avatar ...more

Thank you.

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Ride a Bike Ride a Bike
3/20/2011 6:12 AM

this is STUPID, but there is some true things to look out for

Refs: TCbmx, AO8, DannyP, Ron44ald, BEASTASSDICKwink

Bike check!!

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carryongrinding carryongrinding
3/20/2011 6:14 AM

you should make a book

GT BMX forever fuck you haters!

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Spenlard Spenlard
3/20/2011 3:03 PM
TR0Y SHR3DS wrote:

4. Make sure pegs are ...more

wal mart pegs

Refs: Future FBM, Warchol2 WtfKennethXp Riversiderider TCbmx Riversiderider JakeSalbert

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Spenlard Spenlard
3/20/2011 3:07 PM

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i aint playin fool

Refs: Future FBM, Warchol2 WtfKennethXp Riversiderider TCbmx Riversiderider JakeSalbert

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careyn careyn
3/20/2011 3:09 PM
sunday color. wrote:

They were in no way funny? ...more

get a fucking sense of humor. Forget the book and just go ride your bike mang

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Spenlard Spenlard
3/20/2011 3:10 PM
careyn wrote:

get a fucking sense of ...more

i had a concussion at the time, i still do but its pretty much gone away by now.

Refs: Future FBM, Warchol2 WtfKennethXp Riversiderider TCbmx Riversiderider JakeSalbert

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Booshy Booshy
3/20/2011 3:11 PM

this thread is like a joke, only not funny

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careyn careyn
3/20/2011 3:17 PM
Spenlard wrote:

i had a concussion at the ...more

Damn, that sucks man.

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Spenlard Spenlard
3/20/2011 3:18 PM
Booshy wrote:

this thread is like a ...more

sorry ill try harder to impress you next time.

Refs: Future FBM, Warchol2 WtfKennethXp Riversiderider TCbmx Riversiderider JakeSalbert

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Booshy Booshy
3/20/2011 3:19 PM
Booshy wrote:

this thread is like a ...more

Spenlard wrote:

sorry ill try harder to ...more

you best do.

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Spenlard Spenlard
3/20/2011 4:08 PM
Booshy wrote:

this thread is like a ...more

Spenlard wrote:

sorry ill try harder to ...more

Booshy wrote:

you best do.

ohhh i will.

Refs: Future FBM, Warchol2 WtfKennethXp Riversiderider TCbmx Riversiderider JakeSalbert

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Effting Effting
3/20/2011 5:56 PM

I guess you have to be a new fag to find this funny..

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