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cschmall cschmall
4/22/2010 2:06 PM

Well this is a story that my mom told me yesterday

Well my mom's co-worker's sister is a waitress at a restaurant, who's dad has dyslexia. The waitress is at work, and her dad called her, and said "Come home, there's a troll in my house" And she said that she can't come home cause they're busy. He calls 2 more times and says the same thing, and so does the waitress. Then for a 4th time, he calls, and this time he said "You don't have to come home now, I trapped the troll" And the waitress starts freaking out, and goes home. She walks in the door, sees the bathroom door closed, chairs holding the door shut. And she hears "HELP!" coming from the bathroom, and starts freaking out again wondering what's in there.

Turns out to be a midget from the census bureau! Couldn't get out of the window because he was too short to reach it!

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sunday.bmx21 sunday.bmx21
4/22/2010 2:09 PM

haha thats like one of the funniest things i have heard for a long time.. seriously.. haha

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cschmall cschmall
4/22/2010 2:10 PM
sunday.bmx21 wrote:

haha thats like one of the ...more

yeah haha i know

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Easternbiker93 Easternbiker93
4/22/2010 3:56 PM

Old as fuck.

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Effting Effting
4/22/2010 4:27 PM

hahhahahha that made my day

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cschmall cschmall
4/22/2010 4:31 PM
Easternbiker93 wrote:

Old as fuck.

...how...? it happened to my moms friends sister last week...

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brandonbrown brandonbrown
4/22/2010 4:49 PM

haha

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cschmall cschmall
4/22/2010 4:54 PM
Effting wrote:

hahhahahha that made my ...more

your welcome smile

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senorita jim senorita jim
4/22/2010 5:04 PM

Good nikka shit right here

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nitrojimbo nitrojimbo
4/22/2010 5:06 PM

I would hate to be the midget.

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brentrides brentrides
4/22/2010 5:17 PM

i actually loled over the internet
you sir have just become the man of the hour, a very funny one

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cschmall cschmall
4/22/2010 5:50 PM
brentrides wrote:

i actually loled over the ...more

the funniest things in life are true haha

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JustRideBMX JustRideBMX
4/22/2010 6:10 PM

Um...am I the only one who does not find this funny?

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cschmall cschmall
4/22/2010 6:11 PM
JustRideBMX wrote:

Um...am I the only one who ...more

yeah...

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nitrojimbo nitrojimbo
4/22/2010 6:11 PM

I think so.

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wtregc wtregc
4/22/2010 6:14 PM

"Hello, I'm from the Census Bear..."



"HOLY SHIT. You're a motha fuckin' troll!"



"Please, we prefer the term little people."



"STFU troll! Get in my bathroom!"

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cschmall cschmall
4/22/2010 6:18 PM
wtregc wrote:

"Hello, I'm from the ...more

haha

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gjbmx4130 gjbmx4130
4/22/2010 6:26 PM

That is funny as hell!!!

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BRAKELESS-BMX14 BRAKELESS-BMX14
4/22/2010 6:30 PM

i guess i'm stupid then....

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aznsbmx? aznsbmx?
4/22/2010 10:33 PM

? ive heard this before
a mate at school send it happened to his gf's uncle

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Jess B.M.X Jess B.M.X
4/22/2010 10:40 PM

dude dyslexia doesnt have anything to do with the story haha

but that is so funny
a troll
rofl

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imchrisperez imchrisperez
4/23/2010 1:59 AM

Sounds more like senility than dyslexia...

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ScottP ScottP
4/23/2010 2:08 AM

I heard the same story a few weeks ago....except the guy who traped a "troll" was mentally handicapped, not dyslexic.

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cschmall cschmall
4/23/2010 3:37 AM

...it happened to my moms friends sister...

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JustRideBMX JustRideBMX
4/23/2010 5:01 AM
cschmall wrote:

...it happened to my moms ...more

Liar.

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kingshawty12 kingshawty12
4/23/2010 7:35 AM

FAF funny as fuck..

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alexnjbmx alexnjbmx
4/23/2010 7:38 AM
JustRideBMX wrote:

Um...am I the only one who ...more

nope. i didnt think it was funny

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cschmall cschmall
4/23/2010 2:16 PM
cschmall wrote:

...it happened to my moms ...more

JustRideBMX wrote:

Liar.

...why...?

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brentrides brentrides
4/23/2010 2:19 PM
aznsbmx? wrote:

? ive heard this before
a ...more

so in austrailia they take their census the same time we do
i doubt it
liar

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Easternbiker93 Easternbiker93
4/23/2010 3:52 PM
Easternbiker93 wrote:

Old as fuck.

cschmall wrote:

...how...? it happened to ...more

You realize she's lying? This has been on of those chain emails/texts for about a month now.

Edit: You're a fucking retard if you think Dyslexia is something like Down Syndrome

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