Day 7 of the Free Tire Giveaway from Alienation 140

This is the last day of the free Alienation tires contest, so get moving. You know the drill: put your answer to the question in bold in the Comments box below, and then Alienation will choose a winner. The list of winners will be announced at the end of the seven-day run. Here is the question for today.

If you told your mom or girlfriend you need some new rubber for your bike, would she slap you in the face?

Post your answer in the Comments box below. Please post your Alienation tire preference as well (Graffiti on the left or Differential on the right). Get on it.


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C50_112_45748fa689b6b Losey 2/15/2009 12:27 AM

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she would slap me and tell my brothers i slaped him to next week he will be back on tuesday

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My girlfriend would say "well, go to the gas station and buy some. And don't forget the flavored variety pack, I don't like the taste of regular lube." So, basically, no.

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Possibly or just be like get a job u stupid hobo and buy it urself

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(Add your own)no she would not because i would also tell her (girlfriend) that i am entering this contest then she would probably say she hopes i win. differenti

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My girlfriend would just ask me if i was participating in the Alienation free tire giveaway....Then slap me because she wanted to win
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well my mom would probably throw something at me. and say you always think about yourself haa. but i could eventually get her to say yes
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She would probably offer me some rubber, if not then she would laugh, my gf rocks the world!!! best ever

Differential please, danke.
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oh my my would be like wtf since when.... and then she would be like oh i see
and my girlfriend why use rubbers????

graffiti
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my mum would propably look at me funny until she gets what i mean but she wouldnt slap me cos id slap her back

graffiti

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My mother wouldnt acknowledge the statement and carry on with whatever she was doing. As for my girlfriend, she'd be pumped cuz I'm dating my bike.

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haha well i dont think she would exactly slap me but i damn sure that she would laugh in my face and say get a job and buy it you dang self!!!!!!

graffiti

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since im twelve my mom would probably be like what the fuck your too young or she would look at me strange and my girlfriend would prob call me gay haha
grafitti

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shed prob laugh(mom) and then she would prob get mad at me ans slap me haha

graffiti please

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My moms would stare at me in complete confusion, then wind up her
pimp-hand and smack my front teeth out. She be like " hows' that for rubber, bitch!"

(2.20's-Graffiti)

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i would tell them im going to get rubber. My mom would slap me and my girlfriend saying dont do it u retards> i would then explain there for my bike. My mom would call me a nasty perve and smack me again. And it would be a complete misunderstanding but a funny 1 graffiti

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i would tell them im going to get rubber. My mom would slap me and my girlfriend saying dont do it u retards> i would then explain there for my bike. My mom would call me a nasty perve and smack me again. And it would be a complete misunderstanding but a funny 1.

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mom would know b/c shes been there since the beginning of me riding 15 years ago. The other girlfriends....well....they only know I ride a lil kids bike so all they care about is when it is there turn to get ridden.

graffiti 2.2

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my mom would slap me at yell at me bout how waste my life on bmx and id say u dnt understand.... its happened b4

graffiti

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If I ask my girlfriend that I need new rubber for my bike, she wouldnt slap me she'll say " Why use it on the bike, when me and you can use it right now in the couch" daemmm!! I feel so lucky =] Graffiti
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Nope. They both know better than to slap "Papa Grizzly."
Matter of fact...my laundry better be done or someone sleeping outside tonight

Graffiti
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theyd shot the shit out of me and say fuck you bitch get a life and throw me out of my dads house and give me a fucken big ass black eye .


graffiti please thankyou

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I might get a slap from the girlfriend then, "oh for your bike! oh sorry about that."
From my mom probably just a "fuck off."

Graffiti.

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No, Girlfriend would probably ask if I was putting my bike in her trunk and going for a ride, maybe even stick it in her grill.

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my mom probably wouldnt get what im saying till I repeat it ten times and then if she did want to buy it shed probably get the wrong thing.Girlfriend would get it but then slap me in the face.
graffiti
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no, they would question me to see what rubber meant, and then ask me why i need a new "rubber" before the tire is down to the threads. then after i got one i would be yelled at until i need new tires again because the tire "cost too much". then the cycle starts again
graffiti plz
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No, they would be fine, seeing as rubber is just a material in the UK, and does not mean condom. We use rubber as the way of saying "eraser", because we invented the language and we spell and pronounce words correctly.

graffiti

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My mom and my girlfriend are one in the same!! Seriously, either one would be happy
that I was well protected (from flats) and getting good traction, ESPECIALLY if I was
wearing Alienation rubber!! NO, neither one would slap my face.


My rubber of choice: Graffiti, please.
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They would be confused, and ask me what I mean, to which I would simply say "Tires." Chances are I would get "Oh..." in response, followed by awkward laughter from my mother. Then I would tell her to get her mind outta the gutter, followed with much more awkward laughter.

Graffiti would be sweet eh.

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My girlfriend would say "gosh darnit your always thinking bout your bike before me, you bought me a f****n vegetable juicer for valentines day and now your asking me for something. Your so selfish always thinking of yourself." Than she would kick me in the balls and release her pitt bull Mr. Scruffy on me, and then i would end up in the emergency room with half a left nut all because i asked her for some tires.
My mom would be like " oh yay your finally old enough to have the sex talk."
So all in all i dont think it would be a good idea to ask for some new rubbers, YAH DIG.

Graffiti please mister

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My mom would bitchslap my girlfiend and then my girlfriend would bitchslap the midget that is sitting in the corner beating his meat to a picture of your tires... Differential.

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maybe if i left out that the rubbers were for my bicycle they might have slapped me.
but my girlfriend hates bike riding.
so she'd slap me anyway.

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Well, my mom is kinda cool with me riding so she will say how much you need? but my girlfriend OMG!!!! shed like murder me on the spot she hates my bike because of all the injuries i sustain. So id basically just go to my mom....
Graffitis

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No she wouldent slap me in the face. I just asked and she said i shouldent waste my money and she wouldent pay.

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She you tell me that I should get the nice Differencial tire from Alienation. If I don't, she would problably slap me on my face.

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My girlffriends would laugh. We were fighting a while ago and she said she felt like she was second best to my bike...I agreed. So she knows my bikes more important...Kind of rude yea..all well.

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well my ex girlfriend bought new ones for my bike but then the bike shop never even got the stuff in. still waiting... they were supposed to come on x mas...i need new rubbers BAD

GRAFITI!!!

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she would say ive got a spare rubber, but why would you use them on your bike, do you want to rub the paint off or something

graffiti please

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No because they'd hurt their hand since my face is hard.Plus they're against violence.

Differential

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Well if i told my mom she would say awww im glad your being safe haha

If I told my girl she would be like OOOOO when were and what time

Graffiti=)

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If i told my mom and girlfriend that i need a new rubber, they wouldn´t slap me in the face, but they would ask me the diameter of it so they could use it when their lonely...

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my mom wouldn't slap me.she would probably say"rubber for what?"
and
my girlfriend would say why not rubber for youand me wink,wink

Differential on the right

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probably if i told my mum she was shouting them, but ive learnt not to say anything about my bike to my mum coz she would sabotage it to stop me from "getting hurt". lol

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no she would not because i would also tell her (girlfriend) that i am entering this contest then she would probably say she hopes i win. differential

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